The ace comedian wrote about two ladies who scammed him. One issued him a dud cheque of 500,000 naira in 2015 and the other “borrowed” 5k from him and disappeared.
In memory of the only lady and indeed human being to successfully scam me! Till today, as small as this Victoria island and lekki is, I’ve never run into her again! Neither can I reach her on phone! Pls if you know her, tell her I have forgiven the debt!
She should stop hiding when she sees me. It’s more than 2 years now! Tell her that I went to efcc and they laughed at me so hard! They started asking if she was my lover! Basically they had better amounts to pursue! So do I now. In other news there’s another half- caste girl that think she’s smart. She called me to pls send her 5k. Yes 5 thousand Naira! She told me one disjointed long story. My dear, we are in the same industry!
So I know I will find you. I know you borrowed 5k from like 20 of us that day! You promised to pay back same day but you have since evaporated into thin air! My sister if you know how shameless I am in dragging small money, you will pay me quick! I need my 5k! This is buhari era! Every kobo counts!