Check out these dudes’ #NationalGirlfriendDay tweets

So while others are tweeting the pictures of their baes to celebrate National Girlfriend Day (1 August 2016), this dude this this…
Check out these dudes' #NationalGirlfriendDay tweets
And then, another guy posted the picture of his “girlfriend” (clue: wanking):
Check out these dudes' #NationalGirlfriendDay tweets
And also, this other dude that has an invisible girlfriend:
Check out these dudes' #NationalGirlfriendDay tweets
Dearies, which of the tweets do you find the most hilarious?