Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran easily rank right up there with the most dysfunctional couples in the history of the Teen Mom franchise, which is really saying something.
Simon has assumed a weird role as a sort of resident agitator, picking fights with Amber Portwood, Matt Baier, and other cast members, seemingly just for the fun of it.
We always assumed he just gets off on bringing misery into the lives of others, but it could be that it was all part of Simon’s strategy to remain relevant after his ill-fated relationship came to a close.
Yes, after years of on and off drama, it looks as though Farrah and Simon are broken up for good.
The last time they split was in March, but they’ve been spotted together in public multiple times since.
Now, however, it looks like Farrah and Simon’s claims that their just friends are actually legit.
For one thing, Farrah is starring on a reality show called Single AF, which is a pretty good indication that she’s single af.
On top of that, it looks as though Simon has found someone new.
We don’t know her name yet, but the mystery woman is all over Simon’s social media pages.
Tellingly, many fans have jumped to the conclusion that Simon is in a new relationship, and he hasn’t corrected them.
The news comes as something of a surprise, as just last month, fans were buzzing about rumors that Farrah and Simon were engaged.
The former couple went on a romantic vacation to Jamaica together, and Farrah dropped hints about a proposal on Instagram.
So whatever happened between these two that led them to call it quits, it’s safe to assume it happened in the past few weeks.
And that’s not the only recent development in the exciting life of Mr. Saran.
In a recent tweet, the reality star confirmed that he’ll be the subject of an umpcoming Teen Mom special entitled Being Simon – and revealed that that will be the final time he’ll appear on television.
“It will be the last time you see me on screen so make sure you watch it!” Saran tweeted.
Something tells us fans won’t be terribly sad to see him go.
Watch Teen Mom: OG online to relive all of Simon’s most weaselly moments.